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hits since 1 Jan 2007:
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Skits 21-24
Mo: Hello Mr. Bob can I take your order? Bob: Mo, this isn't Burger King, this is school! Mo: Sorry Bob: Have you seen the new kid in school, she only has fur on her head! And she wears weird glasses Mo: Yeah, Jimmy told me if she touches you, your fur will fall off. Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mo: look she's coming! Gracie: Hi Bob, Hi Mo (Mo and Bob scream and run) Gracie: nobody likes me! (cries and runs away)
Scene 2 Larry: Hey Bob, Hey Mo Bob: Larry, have you seen the new weird kid? Mo: I have and we *can-not* be her friend Larry: Her name is Gracie and you *can* be her friend. She just looks
different, but she has the same feelings inside. Looks don・t matter. Even we
look different from each other. Mo: I don・t want to mention any names, but some monsters have a really weird orange colored fur. Bob: <cries> Ahhh.. Mo thinks I・m weird.
Bob: just kidding?… Oh, OK. I feel better. But now I realize that making people feel weird can really hurt them. Larry: You guys should apologize to her. Bob: Larry, you are right. Do you agree Mo?
Scene 3 < Scene opens with Gracie crying> BOB: H-H-H-H-HI Gracie, we・re really sorry we ran away from you. We were
really being mean. Will you be our friend? Gracie: I.. I.. I don・t know . I want to be your friend, but I don・t want to
get hurt again. Mo: Does it have something to do with Bob・s orange fur? Bob: Ahh.. not the fur thing again!! Gracie: No, I think his orange fur looks wonderful. It・s the most beautiful color orange I・ve ever seen! Bob: Hey, you are really nice. Please be our friend. I promise we won・t hurt you again. Gracie: I think I can trust you guys now. Let・s shake on it! Mo: We don・t shake… We give hugs. Come here you two! <ALL HUG and exit>
Love Your Neighbor (the good Samaritan) Scene 1 <Bubba and Maia> Bubba – Have you seen those furry monsters that have started coming to school? Maia – Yeah, they sure do look weird! Bubba – You know, I don’t like the way they look and I hear that they spit on you when they talk. Maia –I just can’t see myself playing with someone who has all of that yucky fur on them. Bubba – I hear if you touch their fur, it will come off of them and start growing on you. Maia – Yuck! That is gross. Bubba – Well Maia, I have to work on my school project now. It is due tomorrow. Can you help me? Maia – No Bubba, I have to go play with my Polly Pocket doll now. I’m very busy. I’m sure someone else will help you. Bye. <Maia exits> Bubba – But.. but.. <Gracie comes up> Bubba – Hi Gracie, it sure is nice to see you. Gracie – Hi Bubba. What’s up? Bubba – Well, I need some help on my school project. Can you help me? Gracie – I would help, but I’m busy now. I need to go home and watch my favorite cartoon. Bye Bubba. <Gracie exits> Bubba – But.. but.. <start weeping> goodbye. <Bubba exits> Scene 2 <first just Bubba, then Bob will come up> Bubba - <sadly talking to himself> I don’t know what I’m going to do. My two best friends won’t help me with my school work. Nobody cares about me. <Bob comes up> Bob – Hi, you are Bubba aren’t you? Bubba – Yes. But please keep your distance. I don’t want you to spit on me or touch me with your fur. Bob – I won’t spit on you and my fur won’t hurt you. But I was wondering why you are so sad? Bubba – Nobody cares about me. I have a school project to do and my two best friends would rather play and watch TV than help me. Bob – I can help you on your school project. Bubba – Really? I heard that monsters are not nice, but you are really nice. Bob – Monsters are just like people. Some are nice and some are not. Bubba – I’m sorry for thinking bad things about you before I even knew you. Bob – That is OK. Sometimes I do bad things too. But God always forgives us when we ask Him. Bubba – When can you help me on my school project? Bob – How about now. If you come over to my house we can have some milk and cookies too! Bubba – That sounds great! Let’s go. <puppets exit>
<Scene1: Mo, Larry and Bob.> Larry: Hey Mo. Mo: What is that on your head? Larry: That is my helmet. I just went for a bike ride. Bob: What ever it is, it sure looks stupid! Larry: I’m sorry you don’t like it Bob. Mo: What’s the matter with you Bob? Why did you say something so mean? Bob: Ah, who cares – you guys are both stupid! Larry: But Bob, I thought you were our friend. Bob: I’ll show you a friend (have Bob hit Larry in the head – on his helmet). – <then have Bob yell: owww, my hand, my hand!>
<Scene 2: Larry, Mo, and Bob> Mo: How is your hand Bob? We have been worried about you. Larry: Yeah, and we have been praying a lot! Bob: It is fine since you two helped bandage it. I was so mean and you still treated me so nice. Mo: Even if you were mean, I still love you. Larry: Yeah Bob, you will always be our buddy. Bob: But why do you do good to me when I did something bad to you? Mo: Because we have done bad stuff too and Jesus is still good to us. Larry: Yep. He still wants to be our friend. Bob: I sure am glad to have friends like you and Jesus. Hey, let’s go ride bikes. <all puppets – lets go.. puppets exit>
Scene1: Mo, Larry and Bob. Larry: Hey Mo. Mo: What is that on your head? Larry: That is my helmet. I just went for a bike ride. Bob: What ever it is, it sure looks stupid! Larry: I’m sorry you don’t like it Bob. Mo: What’s the matter with you Bob? Why did you say something so mean? Bob: Ah, who cares – you guys are both stupid! Larry: But Bob, I thought you were our friend. Bob: I’ll show you a friend (have Bob hit Larry in the head – on his helmet). – <then have Bob yell: owww, my hand, my hand!> Larry: Bob! It looks like you really hurt your hand. Come to my house quick and we will bandage it! <puppets exit quickly since Bob is hurt>
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